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HUMAN WEAKNESSES +++ DEBILIDADES HUMANAS
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Doctor: Would
you like a prescription? Magistrate: What
for? Doctor: I don't know. Some people like prescriptions. Here, take this
to the druggist, pick out something you like, and take it three times a day with a little water. Doctor: The best. The best of health. You'll live to be eighty. Magistrate: I'm seventy-nine now. Doctor: Well, you have a wonderful year ahead of you!
...From
the play FOOLS by Neil Simon
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THE LOST BAGPIPER
As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family
or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid
to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical
man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but
the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped
to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.
I assured the workers I would
not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played
out my heart and soul.
As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never
played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest . I closed
the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.
As I was
opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I
have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.
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