THE INTERNATIONAL
SOCIETY AGAINST NORMALITY
AND EFFICIENCY(INSANE) provides this website
as a means of convincing the few remaining sane citizens on Planet Earth (if any) that they are doomed to do dumb things
and must immediately accept our precepts and beliefs in order to partIcipate fully in the overwhelmng benefits that accrue
to the Moronic Majority.
MORONIC MAJORITY MOTTO: "ALWAYS FOLLOW THE HERD"
ALWAYS! ALWAYS! ALWAYS!
Our Mission
The purpose of INSANE
is assist our denizens in living up to the duties and responsblitues resultant from the fact that Planet Earth was obviously
orginally colonized by intergalactic society as the asylum for the mentally ill of the universe as evidenced by the complete
state of madness prevalent upon the planet and the totally illogical activites of its denizens. Our goals include: + Assurng
the Moronic Majority's continuance in providing incoherent governance for
each nation.
+ Stamping out logical thoughts and acts wherever their diabolical supporters
rear their ugly heads in attempts to use their brains. + Preservaton of our sacred heritage of complete unintellgence and
stupidity in all our daily private and public activities, especially those involving executive, legislative and judical functions
at the local, state or provincial, national and internatonal level as well as those related to busness, commerce, finance,
banking, and investment. + Serve as a model of incompetence, ignorance and nonsensical discoordination, waste, inefficiency,
mismanagement, corruption and idiocy so as to provide lessons for those civilizations throughout the various planets and galaxies
on how not to act, manage, govern, etc. + Stamp out once and for all those subversive elements of society that would deviate
our denizens from those beloved unvirtues of greed, hate,unfaithfulness, discrimination, unreliability, covetuosness, jealosy,
envy, lying, abuse of the meek and the weak, and most importantly self, mental, cultural and environmental pollution
and contamination. These unvirtues have been developed and refined carefully over past centuries by diverse civilizatons
that have used them to effectively and effciently thrive for several moments before ceasing to exist.
LIVE UP TO YOUR HERITAGE!
BE AN ACTIVE PARTICPANT N THE MORONIC MAJORITY! CONTINUE TO REELECT
YOUR FEARLESS CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS!
BE UNVIRTUOUS!
INSANE MEMBERSHIP
All members of the human race living on planet Earth automatically become
members of INSANE at birth. Resignation is prohibited.There are no dues and no benefits, just the satisfaction of being an anonymous member
of the herd.
LIFETIME HONORARY INSANE MEMBERS
All persons elected or appointed to the United States House of Representative and the
United States Senate are automatic lifetime honorary members of INSANE
LOCONGRESS TIMELINE
1. BEGINNING IN DECEMBER 2007 THE UNITED STATES WAS
IMMERSED IN ITS WORST FINANCIAL CRISIS SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF THE 1930s.
2. CONGRESS ROUNDLY CRITICIZED AUTO INDUSTRY
EXECUTIVES WHEN THEY FLEW TO WASHINGTON IN THEIR PRIVATE EXECUTIVE JETS TO TESTIFY ON THE FINANCIAL CRISIS.
3. CONGRESS ORDERED FOUR EXECUTIVE JETS
FOR ITS OWN TRAVEL.According to Judicial Watch the taxpayer-financed
planes are luxury business jets touted for their exceptional comfort and up to four distinct living areas, three temperature
zones and a choice of a dozen floor plan configurations with seating for nearly 20 passengers.
Public servants evidently feel they deserve no less, even though they’re supposed to fly commercial and many do.
4. DETERMINING THAT FOUR WERE INSUFFICIENT,
CONGRESS INCREASED THE APPROPRIATION TO COVER EIGHT EXECUTIVE JETS. Before leaving for the August
congressional recess, the House approved a DefenseAppropriation billfor fiscal year 2010 that included $550 million
for threeGulfstream jetsand five military versions of aBoeing 737. The Pentagon's original
request was $220 million to purchase one Gulfstream plane and threeBoeing Co. aircraft
5. SOME MEMBERS OF CONGRESS STRONGLY CRITICIZED THEIR COLLEAGUES FOR SUPPORTING
THE PURCHASE OF THE JETS JUST BEFORE THEY BOARDED AIR FORCE PLANES TO JUNKET ACROSS THE WORLD AS IS LOCONGESS' CUSTOM DURING
THE AUGUST RECESS.
6. SIMULTANOUSLY THE US SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY IN A LETTER TO LAWMAKERS
ASKED THEM TO INCREASE THE $12,100,000,000,000.00 ($12.1 TRILLION) OFFICIAL DEBT LIMIT SAYING THIS ACTION IS CRITICALLY
IMPORTANT TO INSTILLING CONFIDENCE IN GLOBAL INVESTORS.
7. YOU GUESSED IT! JUST AS MEMBERS OF CONGRESS WERE FLYING
TO LOCATIONS ACROSS THE PLANET ON THOSE OLD PLANES THEY SOMEHOW RECEIVED TELEPATHIC WORD THAT THE PUBLIC WAS FURIOUS FOR SOME
REASON THEY COULD NOT FATHOM. But just to be on the safe side Congressional leaders stated that they haddropped plans to spend the $550 million in theAir Force budgeton passenger
jets used by lawmakers and senior government officials. They have not dropped any travel plans though.
8. BY THE
WAY, THE REASON GIVEN FOR CANCELLING THE APPROPRIATION WAS THAT THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE DID NOT NEED
OR WANT THE PLANES. Wonder why they didn't ask DOD earlier thinks the MM.
LOCONGRESS - HERE WE ARE ALWAYS WORKING FOR YOU
LENIN'S REVENGE
MINSK, Belarus – Belarusian officials says that a massive statue
of Soviet founderVladimir Lenincollapsed on a man who was hanging from it, killing him on the spot.
The
Emergency Situationsministry said Monday that the 21-year-old man was
drunk when he climbed onto the five-meter (16-feet)-high plaster monument early Monday and hung from its arm. It then broke
into pieces and he was crushed.
HEADLINE IN NEW YORK MAGAZINE, Dec. 4, 2009
"Michelle Obama Wore Clothes to Light the Christmas Tree"
OUR ORIGEN
"Moron"
was coined in 1910 bypsychologistHenry H. Goddardfrom theGreekwordmoros, which meant "dull" (as opposed to "sharp"), and used to describe a
person with a mental age located between 8 and 12 on theBinet scale.It was once
applied to people with anIQof 51-70,
being superior in one degree to "imbecile" (IQ of 26-50) and superior in two degrees to "idiot" (IQ of 0-25). Thewordmoron,
along with others including "retarded", "idiotic", "imbecilic", "stupid", and "feeble-minded", was formerly considered a valid descriptor in the psychological
community, but it is now deprecated by psychologists.
Can this also be the origen of the "Goddard
Space Flight Center"?
New Element Discovered
Lawrence Livermore Laboratories
has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant
neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes
every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take
less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 4 years.
It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons
exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause
more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.
Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there
is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The
fees were 1 pound for cars ($1.40), 5 poundsfor buses (about $7).
Then, one day,
after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn't show up; so the Zoo Management called the
City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent
The Council did some research
and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo's own responsibility. The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was
a City employee.. The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.
Meanwhile,
sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy ... is a man who'd apparently had a ticket
machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and
keep the parking fees, estimated at about $560 per day -- for 25 years.
Assuming 7
days a week, this amounts to just over $7 million dollars ...... and no one even knows his name.
Professor Henry Markram claims he
plans to build an electronic human brain 'within the next ten years'
DANGER: Maybe with these folks will start thinking again. STOP
THIS PROJECT NOW...MM
Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling for the superstar
to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize according to wire service accounts. Elvis Presley fans must be upset because
they did not think of this first. HOWEVER, the Nobel can only be awarded to a living person. Presley may win after all
if nominated as everyone knows he's still with us. Too bad Mikey!...Sainthood Maybe?
Motorist Zackary Johnson was arrested in Athens, Ga., after
pulling over a passing police car to inquire whether he had any warrants outstanding against him. No, answered the officer
after a computer check, but he noted that Johnson's driver's license is under suspension, and he was arrested.
PetAirways ofrece vuelos exclusivos para canes y gatos con todas las
comodidades en EEUU.
In the US PetAirways offers flights exclusively for dogs and cats with
all commodities.
According to local reports, the New York
City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene headquarters, which cost taxpayers $316 million, is overrun by bed bugs. The
building is 21 floors, and five of those are home to a bed bug infestation. That’s no shock, since the city itself has
been ranked the worst in the nation when it comes to bed bugs.This
is the second time in under a year that bed bugs have been found in the facility, which is only three years old. Critics say
that the city is actuallyunderreportingthe
problem.
...FROM THE "FIRST STATE" DELAWARE
The head
of the agency charged with enforcing Delaware’s alcohol laws has resigned after being arrested for speeding and subsequently
charged with drunken driving...Ms.Siobahn
Sullivan is aretired state policesergeant
and previously was the commander of the executive protection unit assigned to the former Governor.
...AND FROM THE LAND
OF FRUITS AND NUTS
Due to the Great
Recession California’s private industry slashed about 760,000 jobs during the 12 months ending June 30, 2009.
However, California State government hired 3,600 new employees during that same time. Meanwhile the state's $26.3 billion budget deficit continues to climb, due to the cash shortage more than $470 million worth
of IOUs have been issued and California state bonds are trading at near junk status.
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